A Month of Thanksgiving

Another FB meme, this one centered around Thanksgiving, has had many of my FB Friends posting what they are thankful for every day this month.  I decided that since I've been reading all of what they are thankful for I owed them a little insite into what I, King Scrod, am thankful for.  So here is the post in its entirety for your thankful eyes to read:

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I have been belated keeping up to date on my Month of Thanksgiving posts like many of you have throughout the month of November.  So in an attempt to right that wrong here are my thanksgivings up to today:
- Thursday, November 01, 2012 I am thankful for dinosaurs and for them dying horrible deaths millions of years ago and their corpses rotting and eventually turning into crude oil that makes our everyday luxuries a reality.
- Friday, November 02, 2012 I am thankful for actors like Ned Beatty and Denis Franz giving guys like me hope of a Hollywood career someday.
- Saturday, November 03, 2012 I am thankful for Ron Jeremy for the similar reasons as 11/2's thanksgiving note.
- Sunday, November 04, 2012 I am thankful for Bill Clinton, again for similar reasons to 11/2, but not so much 11/3.
- Monday, November 05, 2012 I am thankful for noodles.
- Tuesday, November 06, 2012 I am thankful that I actually know who put the bomp in the bomp,bomp, bomp (and I'm also thankful that I don't have to wonder who wrote the book of love).
- Wednesday, November 07, 2012 I am thankful that after all these years the Empire State Building still has the intestinal fortitude to wake up every morning and decide to be taller that the Chrysler Building.
- Thursday, November 08, 2012 I am thankful for our two cats who have taught me the value of a long, full night of sleep (I would be more thankful for them if they didn't attempt to teach me this lesson nightly!)
- Friday, November 09, 2012 I am thankful that while I have owned records (vinyl), reel-to-reel tapes, cassette tapes, 8-track tapes, film (8mm, Super 8MM, & 16mm), video tapes (Beta and VHS), DVDs, HD-DVDs, Blu-Ray DVDs, B&W TVs, Color TVs, plasma TVs, LCD TVs, Ataris, TI-994As, Commodores 64s, Timex Sinclars, PCs, Laptops, Wiis, DSs, iPods, iPads, Kindles and a few items I still don't know what they were,  I can still read a good book whenever I want to.
- Saturday, November 10, 2012 I am thankful for knowing that there is a God.
- Sunday, November 11, 2012 I am thankful for knowing that while there is a God, neither you nor I are Him.
- Monday, November 12, 2012 I am thankful for nuclear weapons, because just think how boring the 1950's would have been without them.
- Tuesday, November 13, 2012 I am thankful for the whatchamacallit in the place that does the stuff with the thing, because how else would it get done?
- Wednesday, November 14, 2012 I am thankful for knowing where the WMDs are really hidden (in the litter box in the front room).
- Thursday, November 15, 2012 I am thankful for Vitalis, and yes I'm looking at you.
- Friday, November 16, 2012 I am thankful for plastics, enough said.
- Saturday, November 17, 2012 I am thankful for the iceberg that sunk the Titanic, because if it weren't for it where would James Cameron's career be today?
- Sunday, November 18, 2012 I am thankful for dentists (I AM NOT AN ANTI-DENTITE!)
- Monday, November 19, 2012 I am thankful for the lint that finds its way into my belly button at night so I have something to do when I get to work each day.
- Tuesday, November 20, 2012 I am thankful that Queen Elizabeth has been able to enjoy a side career as an Elton John impersonator.
- Wednesday, November 21, 2012 I am thankful for the mental health provisions in Obama Care, maybe now someone will be able to help those Birds not be so Angry.
- Thursday, November 22, 2012 I am thankful that the Indians at Plymouth were not cannibals, because that would really complicate Thanksgiving lunch.
- Friday, November 23, 2012 I am thankful that you read this far, and hope it was much a waste of your time as it has been mine.